Campfire Tales
Late to the camping party since returning from out West, we've got some catching up to do. First camping trip of the season with our peeps, hanging out at the campfire talking about nothing. It's a Seinfeld episode, hours long discussions about nothing, doing nothing, solving nothing. Endless sagas of graphic bodily ailments, RV repairs, drink concoctions, the Cubs and hitches…carrier, bumper, triple ball, adjustable aluminum, ultra tow, no-sway, haul master, gooseneck, are your eyes glazing over yet? Merely scratching the surface of this madness, it is the topic of conversation that never dies. Weeks, even months may pass but sitting around that campfire triggers a switch, the guys somehow cannot absorb enough information about hitches, there is absolutely nothing hitch-related they don't already know. They are becoming their fathers…and the local hitch salesman. The ladies crack open a bottle of whiskey. Steamy Sunday on the bike, heat radiating from the black...